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As most people know, the Wire Service Machine is so simple, it can be operated with just one hand on Casual Friday.  What most don't know, is that it prints out the news onto paper using one small section of barbed wire and a pair of tanning booth eye protectors. Technology rules!

The other "many ways" that a radio station can gather news is totally a secret.  Sorry!

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